Suki's Statement

Monday, June 28th
From My Staff Correspondent, Linda, and Agency Reports (Ned and Fatty)

It has been reported that Suki made a strong statement today. Linda served Suki breakfast after her morning walk. When Linda came back to take Suki for her afternoon walk, the bowl of food was turned upside down; Suki clearly did not even want to see kibble in front of her.

Agency reports say that she spend the rest of the day not eating anything. Eyewitnesses say they saw Suki eat two and a half hot dogs in the evening, courtesy Linda. She rejected the buns initially, but was forced to accept the terms of the eating agreement: eat everything or nothing. By the time this report was filed, Suki had had one human meal today, June 28th, 2004.

Meanwhile, agency reporters are finding it hard to digest the fact that they get plain old kibble for every meal, while The Big White One gets hot dogs and other special items for lunch and dinner.